Best for last
I deliver flowers. It is a decently fun job and it takes me all over the city of Indianpolis. I go to hospitals, offices, homes, and funeral homes. But so far, what happened to me yesterday takes the cake. That includes the half naked grandma only wearing an unbuttoned linen shirt(thank God I did not see anything), and a lady who was obviosly not happy that her boyfriend got her flowers. He sat right next to her in the office. I was filled in by another employee that they live together and had a big fight. It was an awkard moment nonetheless, and the boyfriend even made a scene to tip me five bucks.
Well, it went like this. I had to deliver a glass planter thing that was shaped like a house (pretty lame if you ask me). The name on a delivery was obviously a women's name. I think it was like ileen. When I went to the door, I asked for ileen. The young quite pudgy 20-something dude pointed to the Man behind him. This person did not look like an ileen. He had to be in his mid thirties. Tan, long shaved legs, very bald, thin and small wire rim glasses. Not to mention the girls tank top (brown), and very short tight jean shorts, "package" included. This person gladly excepted the delivery. I am pretty sure this ileen characture noticed the discomfort on my face, but I am sure he gets that quit often. This whole transaction probably lasted about 15 to 20 seconds. I was glad that was my last delivery.
-jonny
Well, it went like this. I had to deliver a glass planter thing that was shaped like a house (pretty lame if you ask me). The name on a delivery was obviously a women's name. I think it was like ileen. When I went to the door, I asked for ileen. The young quite pudgy 20-something dude pointed to the Man behind him. This person did not look like an ileen. He had to be in his mid thirties. Tan, long shaved legs, very bald, thin and small wire rim glasses. Not to mention the girls tank top (brown), and very short tight jean shorts, "package" included. This person gladly excepted the delivery. I am pretty sure this ileen characture noticed the discomfort on my face, but I am sure he gets that quit often. This whole transaction probably lasted about 15 to 20 seconds. I was glad that was my last delivery.
-jonny
2 Comments:
lol..nice
ewww...... thank God for sweaters
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